August 30, 2007

All about Gordon DSouza you wanted to know but were afraid to ask

I have been taking arbit quizzes recently. It's a good stress busting / time wasting / see result-snort kinda thing. And its fun too. The culprit for this criminal waste of office time is a certain site called Brainfall. I got it through the news feed on facebook that serruptitiously tells me what my friends are doing.

So here goes ... Probably it might help you know me better ... or better still you'll know what to get me as a birthday present ;)

If I were a character from FRIENDS ... I would be Rachel Greene

"You are Rachel. You're very selfish and pay great attention to image. Spoiled when you were young, you were always the popular and snobbish kid. Although you hang on to your adolescent attributes, you grow more responsible every year."

Don't get me wrong here. I am not into crossdressing and not interested in a sex change. And I wasn't spoiled when I was young. Rather I toiled day and night like 'Opal Mehta' but I didn't get kissed though I got a life. So there ...

And now a look into my future ...

If I were an Action Hero ... I would be Daniel Craig

"You are Daniel Craig. Bond, James Bond. Keep up your suave style but don't forget to remain a bad ass. Money and romance is more your style, so don't get your hands too dirty. "

Now that says something doesn't it ... I confirm that I am completely and totally 101% DC. Except that I don't have fast cars, don't bed women every 10 minutes, hate techie gizmos, don't work for a detective agency, can't run the parkour, am afraid of dangling from overhead cranes, have never handled a gun, ... you get the drift

And speaking of style ...

If I were a drink ... I would be a Fine Glass of Wine

"You are a Fine Glass of Wine. You are sophisticated and refined, but also complicated and hard to deal with. Not everyone loves you, but those who do swear that you're the coolest thing since sliced bread. ..."

Ahem! Yes that I am (said in that sexy baritone voice of mine ... which you will hear if you call me when I'm having a bloody cold) ... Though Scotch on the rocks is my poison ... I'd settle for wine too ... wink wink .. remember the birthday present hint

Now a look into my past.

If I was in Hogwarts ... I would be in Gryffindor

"The Sorting Hat would put you in Gryffindor. You are bold, passionate, and brave. You have a highly-defined sense of right and wrong, and you are not afraid to speak your mind or fight for what you want."


Going on ...

If I were a Harry Potter Character ... I would be ... It's a TIE!!! Part Harry and part Hermoine
"You are part Harry. You're a loyal and courageous friend. You'd do anything to protect the people you love, especially if it'll get you a break from class for a little while"
"You are part Hermione. You're a bookworm always in search of answers. When pressed, however, you can always be counted on to put away the books and help your friends"

Sigh. Those were the glorious school / college days.

And continuing to the most accurate guess by Brainfall till now

If I were to major in college ... I would major in Engineering

"Your major should be Engineering. Logic is your friend. With enough work, you can find a solution to anything... Unless it involves dating or parties."

It's true; and I am extremely proud of my engineering days. Grease ki kasam ... I am a true blue mechie boy .. though I did something in management later on I actually studied for my exams and was an exemplary student during VJ days.

For the darker side of me.

If I were a Disney Villain ... I would be Jafar

"You just want to be big and powerful... Is that so much to ask? I mean, you deserve it."

I AM big ... and powerful ... If you know what I mean ;)

And finally .. some kinky stuff ... which you have to live with if I'm around. Brainfall is not responsible for this. It is from another site

My lucky underwear colour is ... BLUE (Cheerio! Bravo bravo!!)

"You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them.You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist. Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry.If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first."

Well Blue is my colour; and yes, ever since I have worn blue undies my life has been on an upswing (no pun intended!)

Hope these very informative metaphors have given you a much more deeper insight into my personality and my reason for being. Take a chance ... see what you actually are ... Its fun, believe me!


Ramesh said...

Intresting...Let me think...

If you were an animal you would be 1)a large furry dinosaur with bad breath?
2) a large furry dinosaur with bad breath and a sodden liver?
3) a large furry dinosaur with a rather severe intrest in the financial modelling of concrete jungles.

If you were a piece of underwear you would be:
1) a large thong which though pretty uncomfortable scores very high on your list because it makes you have "upswings"
2) a pair of boxer shorts which would mean your answer to the question "how're you hanging" would be "short, shrivelled and a little to the left"
3)none at all which would mean you'd spend your days shouting "Ouch! I did it again", every time you zipped up.

If you were a cross-dressing Jeniffer Aniston look alike you'd be:
1) Jeniffer Aniston
2) Michael Palin
3) Hard Hearted Vannah. The Vamp from Savannah

If you were to describe yourself as a part of a camel you'd be:
1) A hump
2) The other hump (we only think of dromedaries)
3) The lovely lady lumps. :)

Send in all your answers to me and I shall reply by return post with your psychological breakup (and I do mean break-up), your sexual inclinations, and a very special scam scheme from Nigeria.

Gordon DSouza said...

ROFLMAO ... Expected something on similar lines if you ever commented

Let me answer ...

If I were an animal I would be a lage furry dino with a sodden liver (the reason I switched to scotch, not that it helps) minus the bad breath (always a chewing gum after the smoke) ...

A piece of undies would be option three. I told you not to steal my undies in MDI ... wait a minute I think Prady has them

Micheal Palin probably ... Will never be able to match up to Shekar Suman even if I tried (man cleavage and all)

You know the answer to the last one ... Black Eyed Peas lovely lady lumps it is!!!

And hurry back with your analysis, its the last time I'm gonna be able to waste office time for a long time ;)